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Joshua Skurtu

Joshua Skurtu is an android with a heart of gold and a handful of sausage. Yes, his fingers are sometimes greasy, but he lives a life worth living, and he's willing to take such risks. When he isn't posting silly poetry on twitter and writing novels about hell, he writes a very confusing blog about social anxiety, called the Android's Guide to Enslaving the Human Race. Some of his favorite activities are hiking with his daughter, painting, archery, gaming, respiration, and other human social activities. ;-)